Rejoice, citizens of Nevadapotli! We have elected a governor/sun-god who is not only as ideologically pointless as Jim Gibbons but is as manipulatory as a Machiavellian monarch.
By Quetzalcoatl, fellow Nevadnoids, we’ve done the impossible! We’ve elected the one candidate who is worse than Gibbons: Governor Brian Sunny Sandovalnanahuatl, eater of hearts and state programs.
So, when are we gonna say, folks? When are we gonna say: Eat me, Brian!
Eat Me, Brian!
Prez Obama is coming to town.
Suggestion:
Go watch Sam.. live.. extemporaneous.. no teleprompters